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Category Bar Jokes
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| Random joke
A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and
sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer.
The bartender approaches and says, "We don't serve beer to bears in bars
in Billings."
The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer.
The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, "We don't serve beer to
belligerent bears in bars in Billings."
The bear, very angry now, says, "If you don't serve me a beer, I'm going
to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar."
The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully
bears in bars in Billings."
The bear goes to the end of the bar, and, as promised, eats the woman.
He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer.
The bartender states, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully
bears in bars in Billings who are on drugs."
The bear says, &
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Category Italian Jokes
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| Random joke
An Italian man immigrates to America. He starts sweeping
floors in a pizzeria, and after 15 years works his way up
to owning a small chain of pizzerias. He decides to have
his own house designed and built for him. And it is going
to have everything!
One day he is talking to the contractor and said, "Makea
you sure you puta plenty da halo statues inna da house.
I wanna hava lotsa da halo statues. One inna every room,
even da bathroom." The contractor, realizing his client
must be a very religious person, carefully plans a niche
in every room, and personally searches for the perfect
statue for each niche. Finally, the house is finished.
The Italian man walks through his new home for the first
time. The contractor points out all the features, and
finally the Italian man said, "But wherea are alluh my
halo statues? I wanna lotsa halo statues!" And the
contractor points to the niches and said, "I put a statue
in every room, like you asked."
The Italian replies, "No, no, no! I donna no wanna nonea da
Saintas. I wanna da Halo Statues! You knowa da Halo Statues?
Deya ring anda you picka dem up, anna you say, halo `stat you?"
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Category British Jokes
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| Random joke
A man went into a pet store and said to the owner, I`d like to buy a pet that is out of the ordinary - unusual. The pet shop owner replied, well, I have one Rairy-bird left... The man said, I`ve never even heard of a Rairy-bird, that certainly makes it unusual, I`ll take it! So the man brought home his new Rairy-bird and soon found out that it had a huge appetite! It was always hungry!! Finally, the Rairy-bird was so big and fat that it wouldn`t fit inside the house anymore, much less the cage! The man said to himself: I`ve got to get rid of this animal-I can`t afford to feed it! So he rented a huge dump truck, put the Rairy-bird into the back, and drove to the edge of a high cliff. He then dumped the Rairy-bird out of the truck and over the cliff!! Thinking that all his troubles were over, the man was driving home when he suddenly heard this singing coming from the back of the dump- truck: "It`s a long long way to tip-a-Rairy!!
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Category Insults Jokes
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| Random joke
A large woman put on a dress and asked her husband if the dress made her look different.
Her husband said, " You’re asking the wrong person, I saw you before you put it on.
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Category Airplane Jokes
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| Random joke
A man went to the airline counter. The ticket agent asked, "Sir, do you have reservations?" He replied, "Reservations? Of course I have reservations, but I'm flying anyway."
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