Category Airplane Jokes
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Why is the mistletoe hanging over the baggage counter? asked the airline passenger, amid the holiday rush. The clerk replied, "It`s so you can kiss your luggage good-bye.
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Category Holiday Jokes
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What did the turkey say on Thanksgiving?
Don't "gobble" me up!
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Category Farting Jokes
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The Intelligent Person: One who can determine from the smell of his neighbor`s fart, precisely the latest food items consumed.
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Category Microsoft Jokes
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Three men are in a hot-air balloon. Soon, they find themselves lost in a canyon somewhere.
One of the three men says, "I have an idea. We can call for help in this canyon and the echo will carry our voices far enough for someone to hear us."
So he leans over the basket and yells out, "Helllloooooo! Where are we?" (They hear the echo several times).
15 minutes later, the men in the balloon hear an echoing voice: "Helllloooooo! You're lost!!"
One of the men says, "That must be a Microsoft service tech!"
Puzzled, one of the other men asks, "Why do you say that?"
The man replies: "For three reasons:
(1) he took a long time to answer,
(2) he was absolutely correct, and
(3) his answer was absolutely useless."
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Category Signs Jokes
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* Martha Stewart doesn't live here!!
* I'm creative; you can't expect me to be neat, too!
* Ring Bell for Maid Service. If no answer, do it yourself!
* You may touch the dust in this house, but please don't write in it!
* If you write in the dust, please don't date it!
* I would cook dinner, but I can't find the can opener!
* I came, I saw, I decided to order take out.
* If you don't like my standards of cooking, lower your standards.
* A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen, and this kitchen is delirious.
* Help keep the kitchen clean - eat out.
* Countless numbers of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to lead normal lives.
* My house was clean last week; too bad you missed it!
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Category Female Jokes
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A woman is walking on the road and a voice shouts out, "Don't take a step further." She obeys and suddenly a ton of bricks fall on the place where she would have otherwise been. She thinks she imagined it and keeps walking until suddenly the voice calls out again. "Don't take a step further." She stops and a car skids past. Then suddenly she hears the voice saying "I am your guardian angel, and I will warn you before something bad happens to you. Now do you have any questions to ask me?" Yes! Shouts the woman, "Just where were you on my wedding day!"
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Category Criminal Jokes
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Two men tried to pull the front off an ATM by running a chain from the machine to the bumper of their pickup truck. Instead of pulling the front panel off the machine, though, they pulled the bumper off their truck. Scared, they left the scene and drove home--. with the chain still attached to the machine-- with their bumper still attached to the chain-- with their vehicle`s license plate still attached to the bumper.
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Category Chinese Jokes
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Fall
A person fell as he was walking. He was about to get up when he slipped and fell again. Lying prone on the ground, he said angrily, "If I had known about the second fall, I wouldn`t have tried to get up from the first one."
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Category Language Jokes
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Spelling PoemEye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt plainly marques four my revueMiss steaks eye kin knot sea.Eye strike a key and type a wordAnd weight four it two sayWeather eye am wrong oar writeIt shows me strait a weigh.As soon as a mist ache is maidIt nose bee fore two longAnd eye can put the error riteIts rare lea ever wrong.Eye have run this poem threw itI am shore your pleased two noIts letter perfect awl the weighMy chequer tolled me sew.
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Category Baseball Jokes
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Why did the coach kick Cinderella off the baseball team?
Because she ran away from the ball.
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Category News Jokes
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Funny News HeadlinesInclude your Children when Baking CookiesSomething Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert SaysPolice Begin Campaign to Run Down JaywalkersSafety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be BeltedDrunk Gets Nine Months in Violin CaseSurvivor of Siamese Twins Joins ParentsFarmer Bill Dies in HouseIraqi Head Seeks Arms
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