"Hello, Information? I need the number of the Caseway Insurance Company.""Would you spell that, please?""Certainly. C as in sea. A as in aye. S as in sea. E as in eye. W as in why. A as in are. Y as in you.""Just a minute, sir. I`ll connect you with my supervisor." Read more

A large family, with seven children, moved to a new city. They were having a difficult time finding an apartment to live in. Many apartments were large enough, but the landlords objected to the large family. After several days of searching, the father asked the mother to take the four younger children to visit the cemetery, while he took the older three to find an apartment.After they had looked most of the morning they found a place that was just right. Then the landlord asked the usual question: "How many children do you have?" The father answered with a deep sigh, "Seven...but four are with their dear mother in the cemetery."He got the apartment. Read more

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How do you know when it`s time to tune your bagpipes? Read more

Two old men in a retirement village were sitting in the reading room and one said to the other, ``How do you really feel? I mean, you`re 75 years old, how do you honestly feel?````Honestly, I feel like a new born baby. I`ve got no hair, no teeth, and I just peed myself.`` Read more

Q: What did the first stoplight say to the second stoplight?
A: Don`t look I`m changing!!

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Bill is out on his morning jog when he sees a hooker. Passing her he says, 20 bucks. No way, she answers. The following morning Bill is jogging with Hillary. As they pass the same hooker on the street she says: See what you get for 20 bucks? Read more

Q: Why did the Antartian scale the chain-link fence?
A: To see what was on the other side. Read more

Ocean City: It is illegal for men to go topless in the center of town.(New York Dumb Laws) Read more

Wrong Number The government of China announced today, that they would be removing all telephones from their country. After 6 months of hard lobbying, the Organization for Independent Speech has convinced Chinese politicians to take this action. They argued that there are too many Wings and Wongs and that many people are becoming annoyed when others Wing the Wong number. Read more