Puzzle
What’s better than God
More evil than the Devil
Poor people have it
Rich people want it
And if you eat it you die?
ANSWER: See after joke #267 - “the hospital visitor” Read more

Danville: All fire hydrants must be checked one hour before all fires.(Pennsylvania Dumb Laws) Read more

Enter the stall. Shower for about 3 minutes, then scream really loudly, exclaiming, "I didn`t know I had one of THOSE!" Read more

Knock Knock.
Who`s there?
Rita.
Rita who?
Rita book lately!
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Pueblo: It is illegal to let a dandelion grow within the city limits.(Dumb Laws - Colorado) Read more

Tonight on the 6:00 news, a recent poll by "USA Today" showed that 9 out of 10 people said that out of 10 people, 1 person will always disagree with the other 9! Read more

At Sea World, our grandson absolutely refused to see the show featuring Shamu the killer whale, but he wouldn`t tell us why.No amount of discussion could get him to change his mind.Later, when we got home, we discovered the reason for his reluctance.An aunt had told him how exciting the show would be because "They choose children from the audience to feed Shamu." Read more

Why does everything become a "something" or a "whatever"? Read more

There were three sons who wanted to get their mom a present for her birthday. One son decided that she wanted a bigger house and bought her a mansion. The second son decided that she didn't want to drive by herself so he got her a limo. The third son thought that she was lonely and got her a parrot. The mom gave the first son a thank you saying that she didn't want the house. She gave the second son a letter that said she didn't want the limo. She gave the third son a thank you saying the chicken was good. Read more

Dear John,

I have been unable to sleep since I broke off our engagement.
Won't you forgive and forget? Your absence is breaking my heart.
I was a fool, nobody can take your place. I love you.

All my love,

Belinda. xxxxoooxxxx

P.S. Congratulations on winning this week's lottery. Read more