What goes up and never comes down?
Your age

1 egg takes 5 minutes to boil. How long does 10 eggs take to boil?
The same 5 minutes.

How many times does a tailor have to cut 100 yards of cloth to get 100 equal pieces?
99 times. You don`t cut the last piece, it is already there

What side of the teacup is the handle on?
I really don't know the answer

Which is heavier? 1 pound of hay or 1pound of metal. Which is heavier?
They both weigh a pound

Peter piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. A peck of pickled peppers, Peter piper picked. If Peter piper picked a peck of pickled peckers, how many peckers did Peter piper picked? How many Ps are there in THAT?
None...H...A...T.....there are NO P's in the word THAT

What has 100 eyes and cannot see?
A potato

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So you’ve found your true love and decide to marry her - 2
The ring symbolizes many things.  For example: -

• A ring has the form of a link in a chain. This symbolizes that (a) marriage chains a man and (b) deprives him of his liberty. As our sages teach, "Who is a free man? One who eludes marriage."
• A ring is a circle that has no beginning and no end, which is how marriage feels after a couple of years. This also alludes to Torah study, which is also endless, all the more so because a man won`t learn much once he marries.

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Heard about the new German-Chinese restaurant? The food is great, but an hour later, you`re hungry for power. Read more

The last wish
Beckie was dying and on her deathbed, she gave final instructions to her husband Tony.
“Tony, you’ve been so good to me all these years. I know you never even thought about another woman. But now that I’m going, I want you to marry again as soon as is possible and I want you to give your new wife all my expensive clothes,”
“I can’t do that, darling”, Tony said. “You’re a size 16 and she’s only a 10” Read more

The Amiable Person: One who loves the smell of other people`s farts. Read more

What kind of doctor does a duck visit?
A Ducktor. Read more

TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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The directions to your house include "turn off the paved road". Read more

Evanston: It is illegal to go trick-or-treating on Halloween.(Dumb Laws - Illinois) Read more

Two old buddies went fishing and one lost his dentures over the side of the boat in rough weather, so his prankster friend removed his own false teeth, tied them on his line and pretended he had caught the missing gnashers.
Unhooking the teeth, his grateful mate tried to put them into his mouth, then hurled them into the sea with the disgusted remark: "They`re not mine “ they don`t fit!
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