Category Religious Jokes
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A father is in church with three of his young
children, including his five year old daughter. As was customary, he
sat in the very front row so that the children could properly
witness the service. During this particular service, the minister
was performing the baptism of a tiny infant. The little five year
old girl was taken by this, observing that he was saying something
and pouring water over the infant's head. With a quizzical look on
her face, the little girl turned to her father and asked,
"Daddy, why is he brainwashing that baby?"
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Comedian Dane Cook - Broken Condom
Category Quotes Jokes
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1. Ask for last months specials.
2. Place your order in three different languages if you don't know any, make them up.
3. When they repeat your order totally change it. Repeat as desired.
4. Order a whopper from McDonalds, when they say they don't have whoppers insist that they do. If they still argue demand to see a manager then when you talk to them order a normal meal and say i don't know what's up with kids these days.
5. Go to any burger joint and order Chinese.
6. When ordering in the drive through, ask if its happy hour on draft beer.
7. In summer turn stereo up full volume to Christmas music while ordering in drive through.
8. Drive in the drive through, park, then go inside and order.
9. Go through the drive through in reverse, again.
10. Wait for the busiest time of day, after paying get out of car, get jack out of trunk and proceed to rotate tires.
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Comedian George Carlin - Why is Prostitution Illegal
Category Elevator Jokes
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When you`re going in the elevator, drop a pen on the ground. And when someone goes to pick it up yell, `THATS MINE!`
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