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11 A jet ran into some turbulent weather. To keep the passengers calm the flight attendants brought out the beverage carts. “I’d like a soda,†said a passenger in the first row. Moving along, the attendant asked the man behind her if he would like something. “Yes, I would,†he replied. “Give me whatever the pilot is drinking!â€
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12 “I’ve never flown before, said the nervous old lady to the pilot. “You will bring me down safely, won’t you?
“All I can say ma’am,†said the pilot, “is that I’ve never left anyone up there yet!â€
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13 Pilot: Control tower, what time is it?
Control tower: What airline is this?
Pilot: What difference does that make?
Control tower: Well if it is UA, it is 6:00p.m.; if it is TWA, it is 1800 hours; if it is Ozark, the big hand is on the…..â€
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14 Three old pilots are walking on the ramp. First one says, “Windy, isn’t it?â€
Second says, “No, its Thursday!â€
Third one says, “So am I. Lest go get a beer.â€
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15 A man went to the airline counter. The ticket agent asked, "Sir, do you have reservations?" He replied, "Reservations? Of course I have reservations, but I'm flying anyway."
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