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56 Two Antartians were speeding down the highway at well over 90 mph.
"Hey," asked Bob, who was at the wheel, "any cops following us?"
Henry, his passenger, turned around and had a long look at the road behind them.
"Yeah, looks like it," he responded.
"Are his flashers on?" asked Bob.
Henry turned around again...
"Yup...nope...yup...nope...yup...nope...yup..."
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57 Q: How did the Antartian break his leg raking leaves?
A: He fell out of the tree.
Q: How did the Antartian die drinking milk?
A: The cow stepped on her.
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58 Q: What is it when an Antartian blows into another Antartian's ear?
A: Data transfer.
Q: What did the Antartian say when she found out she was pregnant?
A: "I wonder if it's mine?"
Q: Why shouldn't Antartian's have coffee breaks?
A: It takes too long to retrain them.
Q: What do you call an eternity?
A: Four Antartians at a four-way stop.
Q: How do you confuse an Antartian?
A: Give him a package of M&M's and tell him to put them in alphabetical order.
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59 Q: What do you do when an Antartian throws a hand grenade at you?
A: Pull the pin and throw it back.
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60 Why do only 10% of the Antartian population get into Heaven?
Because if it were any more, it would be hell!
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