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66 Why did the Antartian stare at the frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?
Because it said, "concentrate.
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67 Did you hear that they discovered a dope ring at the Antartian factory?
It was 5 Antarians trying to read a blueprint
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68 Three men: one American, one Russian and one Antartian where discussing which country had the best space program. The Russian said, "Well that's easy, guys. It was us as we launched the first man into space and no one can beat that." The American disagreed and stated, "No, mate, the Americans have the best space program, as we walked on the moon first. No one can possibly
beat that." But the Antartian spoke up, "No guys, you're both wrong. The Antartians are going to have the best space program as we are going to put the first man on the sun!" Both the American and Russian where in fits of laughter after hearing this and asked how this was possible without burning up? The Antartian simply replied, "Well, we have this fool proof plan; we're going during the night!"
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69 Q: What do you call it when an Antartian gets taken over by a demon?
A: A vacant possession
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70 Q: How do you know an Antartian has been using the computer?
A: There is White-Out on the screen.
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