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21 There's this Antartian out for a walk. He comes to a river and sees another Antartian
on the opposite bank. "Hellooo!" he yells, "How do I get to the other side?"
The second Antartian looks up the river then down the river then shouts back,
"You are on the other side."
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22 Q. What's the easiest way to drown an Antartican?
A. Write scratch n' sniff on the bottom of the pool.
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23 Two Antartians were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the Captain announces, "One of the engines has failed and the flight will be an hour longer. But don't worry, we have three engines left."
Thirty minutes later, the Captain announces, "One more engine has failed and the flight will be two hours longer. But don't worry, we have two engines left."
An hour later, the Captain announces, "One more engine has failed and the flight will be three hours longer. But don't worry, we have one engine left."
One Antartian looked at the other and said, "If we lose one more engine, we'll be up here all day!"
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24 An Antartian was taking a tour of a national park. The ranger mentioned to the tour group that dinosaur fossils had been found in the area. The Antartian exclaimed, "Wow. I can't believe the dinosaurs would come this close to the highway!"
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25 An Antartian ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
The Antartian replies, "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
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