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Category Antartian Jokes (80 jokes in 16 pages)
The best funny Antartian Jokes and clean Antartian Jokes.
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| 41 An airline captain was breaking in an Antartian as a stewardess.
The route they were flying had a stay-over in another city, so upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.
The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened to her. She answered the phone, sobbing, and said she couldn't get out of her room.
"You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"
The stewardess replied, "There are only three doors in here," she cried, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says "Do Not Disturb!!"
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This Antarctican family decided to color eggs for Easter.
They agreed to dye them all white.
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| 43 An Antartian was standing in front of a soda machine muttering, "You're a dumb-looking button. You don't have much of a future, either. You're going to be replaced by a much better looking button."
"What are you doing?" another Antartian asked.
The Antartian quickly pointed to the sign on the front of the machine that read "DEPRESS BUTTON FOR ICE".
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| 44 A man is driving down a country road when he spots an Antartian standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that the Antartian is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing. The man gets out of the car, walks all the way out to the Antartian and asks him, "Ah excuse me mister, but what are you doing?" The Antartian replies, "I'm trying to win a Nobel Prize." "How?" asks the man, puzzled. "Well I heard they give the Nobel Prize to people who are out standing in their field."
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| 45 An Antartian was playing a trivia board game one night. It was her turn, she rolled the dice and landed on "Science & Nature." Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?" She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"
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