| Rating: 5 from 5 (2 votes) |
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| 6 He looks around at the crowd and says,
"Does anyone else want to try?" An old lady raises her
hand and says..."Sure, but don't hit me with that stick."
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| Rating: 2 from 5 (4 votes) |
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| 7 There were these two guys in a bar, which was
on the 20th floor of a building. The first man said " I bet you
$100 I can jump out that window and come straight back in!" The
second man says "Ok, sure." and the barman holds the bet.
The first man jumps out the window and disappears for a second
before jumping straight back in. Disappointed about losing the $100,
the second man says: " I'll bet you another $100 you can't do
it again." So the barman holds the bet. Sure enough, the first
man jumps out the window, disappears for a second, then jumps
straight back in. Thinking he must have caught a freak gust of wind,
the second man says "Ok, I bet you $300 I can jump out the
window and come straight back in." The first man says" Ok,
sure." The secon
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| 8 This bartender is in a bar, when this really
hot chick walks up and says in a sexy seductive voice, "May I
please speak to your manager?" He says, "Not right now, is
there anything I can help you with?" She replies, "I don't
know if your the man to talk to...its kind of personal..."
Thinking he might get lucky, he goes, "I'm pretty sure I can
handle your problem, miss." She then looks at him with a smile,
and puts two of her fingers in his mouth...and he begins sucking
them, thinking "I'm in!!!" She goes, "Can you give
the manager something for me?" The bartender nods...yes.
"Tell him there's no toilet paper in the ladies restroom."
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| 9 A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He
orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey starts jumping
all over the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and
eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them,then jumps up
on the pool table, grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and
swallows it whole.
The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey
just did?" The guy says, "No, what?" "He just
ate the cue ball off my pool table - whole!" says the
bartender. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the
patron. "He eats everything in sight, the little twerp. I'll
pay for the cue ball and stuff." He finishes his drink, pays
his bill, and leaves. Two weeks later he's in
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| 10 There's this drunk standing out on the street
corner, and a cop passes by, and says, "What do you think
you're doing?" The drunk says, "I heard the world goes
around every 24 hours, and I'm waiting on my house. Won't be long
now, there goes my neighbor."
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