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| 11 A new guy in town walks into a bar and reads a
sign that hangs over the bar... FREE BEER! FREE BEER FOR THE PERSON
WHO CAN PASS THE TEST! So the guy asks the bartender what the test
is.
Bartender replies "Well, first you have to drink that whole
gallon of pepper tequila, the WHOLE thing at once and you can't make
a face while doing it. Second, there's a 'gator out back with a sore
tooth...you have to remove it with your bare hands. Third, there's a
woman up-stairs who's never had an orgasm. You gotta make things
right for her." The guy says, "Well, as much as I would
love free beer, I won't do it. You have to be nuts to drink a gallon
of pepper tequila and then get crazier from there.
Well, as time goes on and the man drinks a few, he asks
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| 12 An Irish man walks into a bar.
The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck
down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's
with the steering wheel down your pants?" "Ach," says
the Irish man, "it's drivin' me nuts!"
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| 13 Two drunks had just gotten thrown out of the
bar and are walking down the street when they come across this dog,
sitting on the curb, licking his balls. They stand there watching
and after a while one of them says, " I sure wish I could do
that!"
The other one looks at him and says, "Well, I think I'd pet him
first".
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| 14 There is a guy. His favorite bar is called
'Sally's Legs'. The bar is closed, so he waits outside for it to
open. He was waiting a long time and a cop got suspicious, came over
to him, and asked, "What are you doing?" The guy replies,
"I'm waiting for 'Sally's Legs' to open so I can get a
drink."
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| 15 Two old drunks in a bar. The first one says,
"Ya know, when I was 30 and got a hard-on, I couldn't bend it
with either of my hands. By the time I was 40, I could bend it about
10 degrees if I tried really hard. "By the time I was 50, I
could bend it about 20 degrees, no problem. I'm gonna be 60 next
week, and now I can almost bend it in half with just one hand"
"So," says the second drunk, "what's your
point?" "Well," says the first, "I'm just
wondering how much stronger I'm gonna get!"
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