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| 16 One night a man was getting very drunk in a
pub. He staggered back to take a piss, whipping his prick out as he
went in the door. However, he had wandered into the ladies room by
mistake, surprising a woman sitting on the can, "This is for
ladies!" she screamed. The drunk waved his dick at her and said
"So is this!"
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| 17 One night, a police officer was stalking out a
particularly rowdy bar for possible violations of the driving under
the influence laws. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of
the bar, trip on the curb, and try his keys on five different cars
before he found his. Then, sat in the front seat fumbling around
with his keys for several minutes. Everyone left the bar and drove
off. Finally, he started his engine and began to pull away.
The police officer was waiting for him. He stopped the driver, read
him his rights and administered the Breathalyzer test. The results
showed a reading of 0.0. The puzzled officer demanded to know how
that could be. The driver replied, "Tonight, I'm the Designated
Decoy."
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| 18 A koala walks into a bar one night, slams his
paw down on the table, and orders a drink. When he's done, slam goes
his paw again for more. This goes on for about half an hour, and
just when he was going to do it again, the barkeep told him if he
was looking for a good time, there was some one in the back room who
could help him, the koala decides why not and goes into the back
room. There he meets a prostitute who is waiting for him. That night
he has the best sex he has ever had. After the prostitute turns to
the koala and says, "How about my money," the koala looked
confused and the prostitute brought out a dictionary and it
said...PROSTITUTE: Has sex for money.
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| 19 So in response the koala turn to the
definition for the koala and it says. KOALA: Eats bush and leaves.
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| 20 One sunny day in Ireland, two men were sitting
in a pub, drinking some Guinness, when one turns to the other and
says "You see that man over there? He looks just like me! I
think I'm gonna go over there and talk to him." So, he goes
over to the man and taps him on the shoulder. "Excuse me
sir," he starts, "but I noticed you look just like
me!" The second man turns around and says "Yeah, I noticed
the same thing, where you from?", "I'm from
Dublin", second man stunned says, "Me too! What street do
you live on?", "McCarthy street", second man replies,
"Me too! What number is it?", the first man announces,
"162", second man shocked says, "Me too! What are
you
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