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| 26 This guy walks into a bar with this really
great shirt on. The bartender goes, "Where'd you get the great
shirt mate?" The man replies, "David Jones." This 2nd
guy walks into the bar with really good pants on and the bartender
goes "Where'd you get the great pants mate?" The man
replies, " David Jones." This 3rd guy walks into the bar
with really great shoes and sock on. The bartender goes,
"Where'd you get the great shoes and socks mate?" The man
replies, "David Jones." Then this 4th guy runs in naked
and the bartender goes, "Look Who the hell are you mate?"
And the naked guy says, "I'm David Jones!"
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| 27 A man is in a bar and has one too many drinks.
This beautiful lady sits down next to him. He turns to her and says
"Hey how bout it. You and me, gettin it on. I've got a couple
dollars and it looks like you could use a little money." She
stands up and says, "What makes you think I charge by the
inch."
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| 28 A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his
arm, puts the dog on the bar and announces that the dog can talk and
that he has $100 he's willing to bet anyone who says he can't. The
bartender quickly takes the bet and the owner looks at the dog and
asks, "What's the thing on top of this building which keeps the
rain from coming inside?" The dog answers "ROOF." The
bartender says, "Who are you kidding? I'm not paying." The
dogs owner says, "How about double or nothing and I'll ask him
something else". The bartender agrees and the owner turns
to the dog and asks, "Who was the greatest ballplayer of all
time". The dog answers with a muffled "RUTH." With
that the bartender picks them both up and throws them out the door.
A
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| 29 There was once a man who was in a bar, terribly
drunk. The bartender noticed this, and when he asked for another beer,
the bartender politely told him that he was too drunk to be served
another drink. The man leaves. He walks in the side door and asks the
bartender for a beer. A little frustrated, the bartender repeats the
answer he said before. The man leaves. He then comes in the other side
door, walks to the bartender and asks for a beer. The bartender is
annoyed, and tells the man he is too drunk and to get a ride home and
leave his bar. He leaves. He then comes in the BACK door, comes the the
bartender, and before he can say a word, the bartender explodes at him.
"I told you already, you are way to drunk, you can not have another
beer! Get out of my bar!" Disgruntled, the man looks at the bartender
and asks, "Man, how many b
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| 30 A preacher goes into a bar and says "Anybody who
wants to go to heaven, stand up." Everybody stands up except for a
drunk in the corner. The preacher says "My son, don't you want to go to
heaven when you die?" The drunk says "When I die? Sure. I thought you
were taking a load up now."
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