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| 31 After a heavy night at the pub, a drunken man
decides to sleep off his drunkenness at a local hotel. He approaches
the reception desk, takes care of the formalities and heads off to
his suite. Several minutes later, the drunk staggers back to the reception
desk and
demands his room be changed. "But sir," said the clerk, "you have the
best room in the hotel." "I insist on another room!!!" said the drunk.
"Very good, sir. I'll change you from 502 to 525. Would you mind
telling me why you don't like 502?" asked the clerk. "Well, for one
thing," said the drunk, "it's on fire."
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| 32 A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed.
A guy came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?" The
man replied, "130." So the robot proceeded to make conversation about
physics, astronomy, and so on. The man listened intently and thought,
"This is really cool." Another guy came in for a drink and the robot asked
him, "What's your IQ?" The man responded, "120." So the robot started
talking about the super bowl, dirt bikes, and so on. The man thought to
himself, "Wow, this is really cool." A third guy came in to the bar. As
with the others, the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?" The man replied,
"80." The robot then said, "So, how are things in Alabama these days?"
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| 33 A man walks into a bar. He sees a good looking,
smartly dressed woman perched on a bar stool.
He walks up behind her and says: "Hi there good looking, how's it
going?"
She turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says:
"Listen, I'll screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, it
doesn't matter. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college. I
just flat out love it."
He says: "No kidding?, I'm a lawyer too! What firm are you with?"
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| 34 A man walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his
pants. The Bartender says, "Why do have a steering wheel in your pants?"
The man replies " I don't know but its driving me nuts".
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| 35 A bear walks into a bar an says to the bar tender,
"I would like a bourbon and...... a coke." The bar tender says "What's
up with the big pause?" The bear said "I've had them all my life"
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