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| 36 A man walks into a bar, orders the bartender for two
beers. He continues this for several nights and the bartender got a bit
curious. The bartender walks up to him and asks "Sir, why do you always
ask for two drinks?" the man replies, "I used to come here with my best
friend but now he's dead. And I'm drinking the second beer on his behalf."
A few days later, the man orders only for 1 beer. Curious, the bartender
asks him," why only 1 beer now sir?" man replies, "I have given up
drinking!"
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| 37 A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I
show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?" The
bartender considers it, then agrees. The man reaches into his pocket and
pulls out a tiny rat. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a
tiny piano. The rat stretches, cracks his knuckles, and proceeds to play
the blues.
After the man finished his drink, he asked the bartender, "If I show you
an even better trick, will you give me free drinks for the rest of the
evening?" The bartender agrees, thinking that no trick could possibly be
better than the first. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a
tiny rat. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. The
rat stretches, cracks his knuckles, and proceeds to play the blues. The
man reaches into another pocket and pulls out a small bullf
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| 38 Man walks into a bar, has a seat and asks for two
double shots. He knocks one back and tosses the second into his vest
pocket. This goes on for about a dozen rounds before the bartender says,
"Excuse me, but I'm curious as to why you knock back one drink and toss
the other into your vest pocket?" The man says, "That's none of your damn
business." A mouse pops out of the vest pocket and yells." And that goes
for your damn cat too!"
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| 39 Two guys in a bar are watching the TV. There is a
news report about a man who threatens to jump off a 5 story building
unless the cops give him 3000 dollars. One guy at the bar says to the
other: "I bet you 100 bucks the guy jumps". The other guy takes the bet,
and the guy on the TV ends up jumping. The guy hands over the $100, but
the winner gives it back, saying that he had already seen the guy jump on
the earlier showing. The loser says "Well I saw it too but I didn't think
he would jump again"
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| 40 There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his
drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the
drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts
crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here,
I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."
"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall
asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When
I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police
said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I
leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab
driver just drives away."
"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the
gardener. I leav
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