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Here`s an idea.
Why not combine the designated driver and the designated hitter, so that after the 7th inning the DH drives all the drunk fans home.
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I don`t understand baseball at all, do you?
You don`t have to understand it. Everything is decided by a man they call a vampire.
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If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant`s life,
she will choose to save the infant`s life without even considering if there are men on base.
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I love autumn. It gives me a chance to sit at home and watch the world series.
Kinda like the Dodgers.
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Is There Baseball In Heaven?
Two old men had been best friends for years, and they both live to their early 90`s, when one of them suddenly falls deathly ill. His friend comes to visit him on his deathbed, and they`re reminiscing about their long friendship, when the dying man`s friend asks, "Listen, when you die, do me a favor. I want to know if there`s baseball in heaven."
The dying man said, "We`ve been friends for years, this I`ll do for you." And then he dies.
A couple days later, his surviving friend is sleeping when he hears his friend`s voice. The voice says, "I`ve got some good news and some bad news. The good news is that there`s baseball in heaven."
"What`s the bad news?"
"You`re pitching on Wednesday."
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