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It was so foggy today that the Cubs couldn`t even see who was beating them.
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MLB is deciding whether or not to reinstate Pete Rose in the 98 season.
When asked about it, Rose said, "I hope they do, cause I`ve got $50 riding on it."
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More and more stadiums are bring back natural grass, they have too.
All that tobacco juice is killing the Astroturf.
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One Day the Devil challenged the Lord to a baseball game.
Smiling the Lord proclaimed, "You don`t have a chance, I have Babe Ruth, Mickey Mantle, and all the greatest players up here".
"Yes", snickered the devil, "but I have all the umpires."
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One morning in elementary school, the students were going to a geography class. The teacher wanted to show the students where cities and states are.
The teacher asks the class, "Does anyone know where Pittsburgh is?" Billy raises up his hand and says, "Yeah, Pennsylvania!". The teacher replies, "Very good, Billy!, now can anyone tell me were Detroit is?"
Suzy raises her hand and says, "That`s in Michigan!" The teacher again says, "Very good."
Trying to confuse the children, she now asks, "Where`s Kansas City?" Tommy raises his hand and says, "Oh Oh Pick me!!!, I know?" The teacher says, "OK, Tommy where is Kansas City?"
"Last place."
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