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The Three Bears returned one sunny sunday morning from a stroll in the woods to find the door of their little house open. Cautiously, they went inside. After a while, big Daddy Bear`s deep voice boomed out, "Someone`s been eating MY porridge!" Mummy Bear gave a yelp, "Someone`s been eating MY porridge!", she said. Little Baby Bear rushed in, "Forget the porridge - someone`s nicked the DVD player!"
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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are running down the street away from the police as they had just robbed a bank. They look for somewhere to hide and find some bags. the Englishman jumps into the bag named `cats`, the Scotsman jumps into a bag named `dogs` and the Irishman jumps into the bag named `potatoes`. The police find the bags and kick the one named cats, the englishman says `meow`. the Scotsman gets kicked and says `woof`. The Irishman gets kicked and says `potatoes`!
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An Essex girl goes to the council to register for child benefit. "How many children?" asks the council worker "10" replies the Essex girl "10???" says the council worker.. "What are their names?" "Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne and Wayne" "Doesn`t that get confusing?" "Naah..." says the Essex girl "its great because if they are out playing in the street I just have to shout WAAYNE, YER DINNER`S READY or WAAYNE GO TO BED NOW and they all do it..." "What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the perturbed council worker. "That`s easy," says the girl... "I just use their surnames."
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A woman woke her husband one night and said, `There`s a burglar in the kitchen eating my home-made steak and kidney pie!` `Oh dear: said her husband. `Who shall I call, police or ambulance?`
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An Essex girl was driving down the A13 when her car phone rang. It was her boyfriend, urgently warning her, "Treacle, I just heard on the news that there`s a car going the wrong way on the A13. Please be careful!" "It`s not just one car!" said the Essex girl, "There`s hundreds of them!"
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