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A man was walking down the street and he met a small boy. The man asked what was his name. The boy replied, `six and seven-eighths.` The man asked him why his parents had given him such a strange name, and he replied, `they just picked it out of a hat.`
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What do you get if you cross a fruit with a Welshman? A taffy apple. Two little old ladies were walking through the park one Sunday afternoon. The band was playing a catchy sounding tune, and one of the old ladies said, "I wonder what the name of that tune is". The other one noticed a sign posted near the bandstand and said, "It looks like they post the names of their selections. I`ll go down and see". A while later she came back and told her companion, "It`s the Refrain from Spitting".
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A squad car driver was covering a quiet beat out in the sticks when he was amazed to find a former lieutenant on the police force covering the beat. He stopped the car and asked, "Why, Johnny, this wouldn`t be your new beat out here in the sticks, would it?" "That it is," Johnny replied grimly, "ever since I arrested the judge on his way to the fancy dress ball." "You mean you pinched his honor?" asked Pat. "How was I to know that his convict suit was only a costume?" demanded Johnny. "Well," mused Pat, "`tis life and there`s a lesson in this somewhere." "That there is," replied Johnny. "`Tis wise never to book a judge by his cover."
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