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"So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me `Can you give me a lift?` I said "Sure, you look great, the world`s your oyster, go for it."
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Hotel Guest: `Can you give me a room and a bath, please?` Receptionist: `I can give you a room, but you`ll have to take your own bath.`
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A man was passing a country estate and saw a sign on the gate. It read: "Please ring bell for the caretaker." He rang the bell and an old man appeared. "Are you the caretaker?" the fellow asked. "Yes, I am," replied the old man. "What do you want?" "I`d just like to know why you can`t ring the bell yourself."
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Boy: Sir, I`d like your daughter for my wife. Father: Can`t she get one of her own?
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Did you hear about the 2 men from the monastery who opened up a fast food seafood restaurant? One was the fish friar, and the other was the chip monk.
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