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My brother said, `You`d better know from the start that my favourite food is trash and onions.` The girl said, `Tripe.` He said, `Don`t start arguing before we`re married.`
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The other day, my husband and I bought our small son a jigsaw to keep him occupied while we went out. Imagine our surprise when, four hours later, we came back to find that he had cut his fingers off!!
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A policeman walked over to a parked car and asked the driver if the car was licensed. `Of course it is,` replied the driver. `Great, I`ll have a pint then.`
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A man goes into a fish n chip shop with a salmon under his arm. He asks `Do you sell fish cakes here?` `No` was the reply. `Shame, it`s his birthday.
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And why couldn`t the loutish baseball umpire have his little boy sit in his lap? Because the son never sits on the brutish umpire.
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