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Old Lady: Do you always play by ear? Street Musician: Yes, lady, `ere or `ereabouts.
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A hermit was arrested after driving a hundred miles an hour, the charge was recluse driving.
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What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
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A woman gets on bus and immediately becomes involved in an argument with driver after he calls her baby ugly, she pays her fare and storms off to get a seat when a man asks "What`s the matter, love?" "It`s that bloody driver, I`ve never been so insulted in all my life" she replies. "Ok" says the man "You go down there and sort him out and I`ll look after the monkey!".
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What do you get when you toss a hand grenade into a kitchen in France???? Linoleum blown-apart
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