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Two packets of crisps were walking along the road. A passing car stopped and the driver asked if they would like a lift. "No thanks," said the crisps, "we`re Walkers.
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A man goes into a pet shop and walks up to the counter. "Yes, sir, can I help you ?" asks the assistant. "I`d like a wasp, please", said the man. "You`d like a WHAT, sir ?" asks the assistant, looking puzzled. "I`d like a WASP, please", he repeats. "I`m sorry sir; we don`t sell wasps in here." "Well, there`s one in the window ..." An English tourist is on holiday in a Cornish village when he spots what is obviously the village idiot sitting next to the horse trough. In his hand is an old stick, and tied to the end is a piece of string which is dangling in the water. The tourist decides to humour the fellow and asks: "Have you caught anything yet?" The village idiot looks up and studies the stranger, before saying: "Aye, you be the seventh today."
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There was me and my brother, in this cottage in the country, all on our own in the dead of night. My brother said, `What was that noise? I thought I heard an owl.` I said, `You probably did. I stepped on the dog`s paw.`
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MAN ON PHONE: "How long does it take to fly to Hong Kong?" TRAVEL AGENT: "Just a minute, sir. . ." MAN ON PHONE: "Thanks very much".
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A commercial traveller was passing through a small town when he came upon a huge funeral procession. "Who died?" he asked a nearby local. "I`m not sure," replied the local, " but I think it`s the one in the coffin."
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