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Last night police were called to a branch of Pizza Hut after a body of a member of staff was found covered in mushrooms, onions ham and cheese. The police spokesman said that there was a strong possiblity that the man had topped himself.
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Mary was telling her friends about her new apartment. "It`s fantastic," she said, "I can lie in bed and watch the sun rise." "So what," replied her friend Joan, "in my apartment, I can sit on a chair and watch the kitchen sink."
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When William Shakespeare went swimming one day he was obsessed with the notion that moths had been feeding on the back of his trunks! He asked a friend to investigate and make a thorough search. The friend replied, "No holes, bard."
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What is white and furry and smells of peppermint? A polo bear.
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Who appears in cowboy films and is always broke? Skint Eastwood.
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