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Why do elephants have big ears? Because Noddy won`t pay the ransom.
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Traffic policeman: `Didn`t you hear me shout to you to pull over?` Motorist: `I`m awfully sorry. I thought you said "Good morning, Chief Constable." ` Traffic policeman: `That`s all right, sir. I just wanted to warn you that the traffic`s pretty bad up ahead.`
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King Henry VIII called in the executioner. He said, `What do you charge to do an execution?` The executioner said, `A pound sir.` The King said, `And what if I wanted to have all my six wives done at the same time?` The executioner said, `Well in that case it`d be 60p a head.`
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What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About half way.
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Two men met each other on the beach at Majorca. One looked at the other and asked, `Are you brown from the sun?` `No,` replied the other, `I`m Smith from The Times.`
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