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1 When you take the bus...
Eat nothing but gas inducing foods the entire trip, not hesitating to share the wealth?with everyone on board. Recommended foods are chilli, burritos, McDonalds, any eggs, Kentuky Fried Chicken (stay near the toilet if you want the KFC...)
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2 When you take the bus...
Repeat #1, only engage in a duppy war?with the bus driver. (For those that do not know what a ?uppy?is, it involves making a cup with your hand, farting in it and slipping it directly into the face of some unsuspecting friend.)
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3 When you take the bus...
Every time the bus wobbles from the wind caused by passing transports, jump up and scream we`are ALL GONNA DIE!?/font>
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4 When you take the bus...
Incessantly complain that it is way too cold in the bus, no matter what the temperature is, keep doing it until the bus driver turns the heat up to full blast just to shut you up, then wait a few minutes for it to get really hot and start to complain about it.
Two words: Water Pistol
Two more words: Paper Airplanes
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5 When you take the bus...
Make racing car noises constantly, occasionally announcing your progress along the ?acetrack?in an announcer voice. When anyone comes up to you and asks what the fuck you are doing, look at them funny and ask how they got in your NASCAR.
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