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1 President Bush can't find WMD in Iraq, and can't do anything about gas prices, so he's come out for "Intelligent Design". I guess that shows that religion, not patriotism, is the last refuge of a politician.
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2 Did you hear about this? According to a recent poll, three out of five Americans believe George W. Bush should be impeached. And when he heard that, the president said, `Cool, I love peaches.` — David Letterman
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Everybody`s excited about March Madness, the big NCAA tournament? Here`s how it works: It starts at 65, then 64, then 32, then 16. It`s just like Bush`s approval rating.
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President Bush is now being accused of leaking classified information. I was stunned. I was shocked. I said to myself, `Wait, they let this guy see classified information?`
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President Bush`s tax returns are a little different. He claimed the Christian Right as dependents, he declared the 2000 election as a gift, and he tried to write off all the mileage he got from 9/11
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