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51 Q. What's the difference between Michael
Jackson and greyhound racing?
A. The greyhounds wait for the hairs to come out.
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52 Q. What did Michael Jackson say to Woody
Allen?
A. Got two fives for a ten?
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53 Q. How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?
A. By putting a plunger in the toilet.
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54 Q. What is the name of Helen Keller's dog?
A. Nyah, nyu, yuh, yah.
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55 Q. What is forty feet long and has eight
teeth?
A. The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.
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