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81 Q. What does Ellen DeGeneris cook for dinner
every night?
A. She doesn't, she eats out!
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82 Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A. From a catalogue.
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83 Q. Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call
to Boyz-2-Men?
A. He thought it was a delivery service.
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84 Q. What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
A. A Michael Jackson slumber party.
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85 Q. Why does Hillary want to have sex with Bill
Clinton first thing in the morning?
A. She wants to be the first lady.
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