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| 91 Irreconcilable similarities.
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| 92 Sean Connery was interviewed by Michael
Parkinson, and bragged that despite his 72 years of age, he could
still have sex three times a night. Kylie Minogue, who was also a
guest, looked intrigued. After the show, Kyle said, "Sean, if I am
not being too forward, I'd love to have sex with an older man. Let's
go back to my place."
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| 93 So they go back to her place and have great
sex. Afterwards, Sean says, "If you think that was good, let me
sleep for half an hour, and we can have even better sex. But while
I'm sleeping, hold my balls in your left hand and my dick in your
right hand." Kylie looks a bit perplexed, but says, "Okay". He
sleeps for half an hour, awakens, and they have even better sex.
Then Sean says, "Kylie, that was wonderful. But if you let me sleep
for an hour, we can have the best sex yet. But again, hold my balls
in your left hand, and my Dick in your right hand." Kylie is now
used to the routine and complies. The results are mind blowing.
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| 94 Once it's all over, and the cigarettes are
lit, Kylie asks "Sean, tell me, does my holding your balls in my
left hand and your dick in my right stimulate you while you're
sleeping?" Sean replies, "No, but the last time I slept with a slut
from Melbourne, she stole my wallet."
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| 95 Chuck Noris
When chuck Noris shave a forest grows in less than 2 minutes and were saved from suffication
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