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16 Elephant Man bones...fine. Oxygen chamber for
eternal youth...well okay. But what's with the Groucho head on Jayne
Mansfield's body thing?
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17 Refused her pleas for separate make-up
mirrors.
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18 Wouldn't drink beer, watch football and break
wind with her during Thanksgiving with Mom at Graceland.
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19 Superman is flying around one day and he's
feeling kinda horny. So he finds Batman sitting on top of a building
and drops down to ask him where the best place to get laid is.
Batman proceeds to tell him that Wonder Woman is a great lay.
Superman then tells him that he couldn't do that to her because they
have been friends for too long and he flies away. Superman then sees
Spider-man swinging around and flies next to him while he's swinging
and asks him who the best piece of ass is. Spider-man tells him that
he hears Wonder Woman is good and tells him to look her up.
Disgruntled Superman takes to the air and flies about. He then
notices Wonder Woman lying in a field naked and spread Eagle. He
thinks I'm faster than a speeding bullet, I can be in and out of
that so fast she'll never know what hit her. So, he flies down does
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20 Steven Spielberg was busy discussing his new
action adventure about famous classical composers. Bruce Willis,
Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger were in the room.
"Who do you want to play?" Spielberg asked Bruce Willis.
"I've always been a big fan of Chopin," said Bruce.
"I'll play him." "And you, Sylvester?" asked
Spielberg. "Mozart's the one for me!" said Sly. "And
what about you?" Spielberg asked Arnold Schwarzenegger.
"I'll be Bach," said Arnie.
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