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21 A man was walking in the woods and came to a
cottage where the walls were covered with clocks. He asked the woman
who owned the cottage what all the clocks were for. She replied that
everyone in the world had a clock, and every time you told a lie
your clock advanced a second. He saw a clock that was hardly moving
and when he remarked about it he was told that it was Mother
Terisia's. He then asked where Bill Clinton's clock was. The woman
replied "It's in the kitchen, we're using it as a ceiling
fan."
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22 One day three midgets decided they wanted to
be in the record books the fist one says "I have pretty short
arms", so he goes and succeeds. The second one says "I
have pretty short legs," so he goes and succeeds. The third one
says "I have a very small penis," and when he comes back
he says "Who the hell is Leonardo DiCaprio?"
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23 Two of Clinton's sperm are swimming around in
Monica, when one of the sperm looks at the other and says," Hey
I think we are coming close to the ovaries"... the other looks
at the other sperm and says," Hey relax we just passed the
tonsils."
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24 Michael Jackson is walking out from the
operating room after his wife gave birth to their son. Michael says
"Hey Doc how long till we can have sex?" The Doctor says
"At least wait till he is walking Michael!!"
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25 Mickey Mouse is having a nasty divorce with
Minnie Mouse. Mickey spoke to the judge about the separation.
"I'm sorry Mickey, but I can't legally separate you two on the
grounds that Minnie is mentally insane..." Mickey replied,
"I didn't say she was mentally insane, I said that she's
fucking goofy!"
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