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| 26 The hippie smiled slowly and said, "Hey,
don't worry, pop. The world's smartest man just jumped out wearing
my backpack."
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| 27 Bill Gates rose and said, "Gentlemen, I
am the world's smartest man. The world needs smart men. I think the
world's smartest man should have a parachute, too." He grabbed
one, and out he jumped. The Dali Lama and the hippie looked at one
another. Finally, the Dali Lama spoke. "My son," he said,
"I have lived a satisfying life and have known the bliss of
True Enlightenment. You have your life ahead of you; you take a
parachute, and I will go down with the plane."
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| 28 Michael Jordan was on his feet in a flash.
"Gentlemen," he said, "I am the world's greatest
athlete. The world needs great athletes. I think the world's
greatest athlete should have a parachute!" With these words, he
grabbed one of the remaining parachutes, and hurtled through the
door and into the night.
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| 29 "Gentlemen," he began, "I have
good news and bad news. The bad news is that we're about to crash in
New Jersey. The good news is that there are four parachutes, and I
have one of them!" With that, the pilot threw open the door and
jumped from the plane.
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| 30 One night, a Delta twin-engine puddle jumper
was flying somewhere above New Jersey. There were five people on
board: the pilot, Michael Jordan, Bill Gates, the Dali Lama, and a
hippie. Suddenly, an illegal oxygen generator exploded loudly in the
luggage compartment, and the passenger cabin began to fill with
smoke. The cockpit door opened, and the pilot burst into the
compartment.
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