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36 Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and
Neil Armstrong?
A. Neil walked the moon, Michael Jackson... fucked
little boys.
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37 Q. Did you hear about Michael Jackson's new band?
A. It's called the Jackson Five and Under.
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38 Q. What famous celebrity had the most children
over the last 10 years?
A. Michael Jackson.
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39 Q. Why doesn't Bill like old houses?
A. He's afraid of the draft.
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40 Q. When will there be a woman in the White
House?
A. When Hillary leaves town.
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