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| 1 Three-legged chickenJuan was driving down a country lane in his pickup when suddenly a chicken darted into the road in front of him. He slammed on his brakes, but realized that the chicken wasspeeding off down the road at about 30 miles an hour. Intrigued, he tried to follow the bird with his truck, but he couldn`t catch up to the accelerating chicken. Seeing itturn into a small farm, Juan followed it. To his astonishment, he realized that the chicken had three legs. Looking around the small farm, he noticed that ALL of thechickens had three legs.The farmer came out of his house, and Juan said, "Three-legged chickens? That`s astonishing!"The farmer replied, "Yep. I bred `em that way because I love drumsticks."Juan was curious. "How does a three-legged chicken taste?"The farmer smiled. "Dunno. Haven`t been able to catch one yet."
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| 2 A waiter approached the man studying the menu carefully at the fancy restaurant. "May I take your order, sir?" he asked."Well, I was wondering how you prepare your chickens." The man replied."Oh, it`s nothing too special, sir," the waiter confided. "We just tell them straight out that they`re going to die."
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| 3 Why did the chicken cross the road?To push his F-150 back into the shop
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| 4 A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library and say, `Buk Buk BUK.` The librarian decides that the chickens desire three books, and gives it to them...and the chickens leave shortly thereafter.Around midday, the two chickens return to the circulation desk quite vexed and say,` Buk Buk BuKKOOK!` The librarian decides that the chickens desire another three books and gives it to them. The chickens leave as before.The two chickens return to the library in the early afternoon, approach the librarian, looking very annoyed and say, `Buk Buk Buk Buk Bukkooook!` The librarian is now a little suspicious of these chickens. She gives them what they request, and decides to follow them.She followed them out of the library, out of the town, and to a park. At this point, she hid behind a tree, not wanting to be seen. She saw the two chickens throwing the books at a frog in a pond, to which the frog was saying, "Rrredit Rrredit Rrredit..."
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| 5 Egg HumorQuestion: If a rooster laid an egg on the top of a barn, which way would it roll?Answer: Neither, roosters don`t lay eggs.Question: Why did the chicken cross the road?Answer: Because the rooster egged her on.Question: Did you hear the one about the egg?Answer: It`s not all it`s "cracked" up to be!Question: Why can`t you tease egg whites?Answer: They can`t take a yolk.Knock, Knock!Who`s there?Omelette.Omelette who?Omelette smarter than I look!Question: What do you call an egg that goes on safari?Answer: An eggs-plorer!Question: What do you call a city of 20 million eggs?Answer: New Yolk City!Question: What happens when you tell an egg a joke?Answer: It cracks up!Question: What do you get when you put a Tasmanian Devil in a chicken coop?Answer: Deviled eggs!Question: Why did the chicken lay an egg?Answer: Because it would break if she dropped it!Question: Where did the chicken go on her vacation?Answer: Sandy EggoQuestion: Why did the egg cross the street?Answer: To get to the shell station.Question: Why did the chicken lay her eggs on a axe?Answer: She wanted to hachetQuestion: What do you call a egg who?s done lots of things?Answer: An egg who has a lot of eggsperience.Question: Where do you find information about eggs?Answer: In the hen-cyclopediaQuestion: Why is the chef so mean?Answer: She beats the eggs!Question: Did you hear the one about the egg?Answer: It`s not all it`s "cracked" up to be!Question: How can you drop an egg six feet without breaking it?Answer: By dropping it seven feet - it won`t break for the first six.Question: What does mummy hen call her baby?Answer: Eggs-tra specialQuestion: Why did the egg not draw a straight line?Answer: His ideas were scrambled
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