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A lady sees some Chinese characters on a Chinese menu. She likes them, so she goes home and makes a shirt with the symbols on it. Later that day, she bumps into a Chinese person. The person looks at her and says "Do you know what your shirt says?" The lady admits that she doesn`t know and asks the man to translate. The man says, "Your shirt says `cheap but good`."
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Three Chinese brothers, Bu, Chu, and Fu, want to illegally live in America. The brothers decide to change their names to seem American. Bu changes his name to Buck. Chu changes his name to Chuck. And Fu got sent back to China.
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What is yellow, has 60 legs, and goes crunch?
A Chinese football team
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What do you get when you take a Chinese girl out on a date?
Chinese takeout
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How do you know a Chinese person has broken into your house?
Your homework is done, your computer is updated, and they`re still trying to get out of the driveway an hour later.
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