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What is a Chinese girl`s favorite soup?
Cream of Sum Yung Guy
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Good morning!
What do you call a group of Chinese people standing at the same time?
A sunrise!
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Paddy the English man, Paddy the Irish man, and Paddy the Chink all were climbing a mountain. Each had donkeys. Paddy the Irish man came up with an idea. He said, "Whoevers donkey does the least pisses by the time we reach the top gets each of our donkeys." Everyone seemed confident, so they all proceeded. At the top, they asked each other how many pisses their donkeys did. Paddy the Irishman`s did 23 pisses,Paddy the English man`s did 12, and Paddy the Chink`s did 0. Everyone was shocked. Paddy the Irishman asked, "How did you do that?" His answer was "Me Chinese me not silly me tie knot in donkey`s willy!"
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What do you call a Chinese man that has smoked too much pot?
Wai Tu Hi
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A Chinese woman is having trouble with her eyes, so she goes to see an optician. The optician looks in her eyes with the instrument. The Chinese woman says, "What is the matter doctor?"
The doctor says, "You have a cataract."
The Chinese woman looks astounded and says "No NO I have a Ringcon Continental."
Think about it--- Cataract = Cadilac
Rincon Continental = Lincoln Continental.
Get it. I hope so. It is one of the better Chinese jokes. What do you think? Let me know.
From fiestacapri@hotmail.com
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