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What do you call a driveby in China?
Cap-a-chino
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How much does a Chinese restaurant weigh?
Won Ton
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A soldier serving in Asia met this lovely Chinese girl in the park. They ended up having dinner and, that night in the hotel while having sex, the girl let out a very loud fart. The soldier jumped out of the bed to get away from the odor. The embarassed girl looked up at him and said, "Oh, so sorry but, front hole so HAPPY, back hole MUST CHEER."
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A boy and his Chinese family went to the zoo, and they saw two monkeys having sex. The boy asked "What are they doing?" The parents replied "Making a cake." On the way home, they saw two poodles having sex. He asked "What are they doing?" "Making a cake," his parents replied. They all went to bed. In the morning, the boy went to his parents and said "Since you were making a cake last night, I went and licked all the icing off your bed."
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A European walks in a Chinese restaurant and says "A large Coke." The Chinese dude gives him one. He takes a swallow and spits it back out. The European asks, "What was that?" The Chinese dude goes "Me Chinese me play joke me put pee pee in your Coke". A cowboy walks in and says "A large Coke." He gets it and also spits it out. He asks "What was in it?" The Chinese dude says "Me Chinese me play joke me put pee pee in your Coke". The cowboy says, "Me cowboy me shoot fast me put bullet in your ass."
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