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Chinaman begins work in new factory and is put in charge of supplies. He is due to start on Tuesday, but there is no sign of him anywhere. Two weeks pass, and the Chinaman`s whereabouts is a mystery. The manager of the factory walks into the store room one day and out pops the Chinaman yelling "SUPPLIES!!!"
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There is an American, a Canadian, and a Chinese man. They all decided to go moose hunting. The Canadian went and came back with a big moose. The American asked, "Where`d you get that?" The Canadian said follow the tracks and you`ll see. The American came back with a big moose, and the Chinese man asked, "Where`d you get that?" The American said, "Follow the tracks and you`ll see." Three days later, the Chinese man came back with ripped up clothing and a scratched up face. The American asked, "What happend to you?" The Chinese man said "My moose go choo-choo."
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What do you call a one-eyed Chinese man?
See One Ting
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One day an American man came in to a Chinese restaurant. He saw the most beautiful Chinese girl in the world. They conversed for a while. When it got late, they exchanged numbers. Her name was Fook Yu. The American called the restaurant looking for her. Her dad answered, "Fook Yu is very busy right now. She has my eggroll and dumplings in her mouth."
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This Chinese couple had a baby. The nurse handed them their baby and told them that there was a birth defect. The nurse asked them "What are you going to name your baby?" The woman said "Sum ting wong".
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