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We have two children. The other day a friend of mine asks me if we are going to have a third child. I say: "Every third person born in the world is Chinese, so we are going to take that chance!"
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Why are Chinese peoples` eyes so thin?
So the sun will be blocked out when they are working in the rice paddies.
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What does a Chinese person say when he bangs himself on the coffee table?
I hit mi fah kin ni!
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A Chinese man enters a bar to find a Black bartender. He says, "Hey nigger, give me a jigger."
The Bartender responds, "That`s terrible! How would you like it if I said something like that to you? In fact, let`s just switch places. You get behind the bar and I`ll come in as a customer."
The Chinese man agrees and gets behind the bar. The Black man goes outside.
Upon reentering, he says, "Hey Chink, give me a drink."
To which the Chinese man answers, "Sorry, we don`t serve niggers here."
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What do you call someone who is half Chinese and half white?
Terriaki Hicken.
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