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What did the Canadian say to the China men in the washroom?
You have a small noodle.
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Why would a fat person be so popular in China?
Because he would have more chins then a Chinese phone book.
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Why do Chinese people drive cars that are low to the ground?
So they can pick rice while driving.
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If you were stuck in a cell with a Chinese person, how would you blind them?
With your shoelaces.
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A plane leaves the Los Angeles airport under the control of a Jewish captain. His co-pilot is Chinese. It`s the first time they`ve flown together, and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike.
Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the auto-pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters, "I don`t like Chinese." "No rike Chinese?" asks the co-pilot, "why not?"
"You people bombed Pearl Harbor, that`s why!"
"No, no," the co-pilot protests, "Chinese not bomb Pearl Hahbah! That Japanese, not Chinese."
"Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese...doesn`t matter, you`re all alike!"
There`s a few minutes of silence.
"No rike Jews!" the co-pilot suddenly announces.
"Why not?" asks the captain.
"Jews sink Titanic."
"Jews didn`t sink the Titanic!" exclaims the captain, "it was an iceberg!"
"Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg, Steinberg, no mattah...all same!"
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