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Why is there no Disneyland in China?
No one`s tall enough to go on the good rides.
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Laundry Notes
A woman sends her clothing out to the Chinese laundry. When it comes back there are still stains in her panties. So the next week she encloses a note to the Chinese man that says, "USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!"
This goes on for several weeks, the woman sending the same note to the laundry. "USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!"
Finally fed up the Chinese man responded with his own note that said, "USE MORE PAPER ON REAR END!!!"
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The First Officer
An airplane takes off from the airport.
The captain is Jewish and the first officer is Chinese.
It`s the first time they`ve flown together and it`s obvious by the silence that they don`t get along.
After thirty minutes, the Jewish Captain speaks, "I don`t like Chinese."
The First Officer replies, " Ooooh, no like Chinese? Why ees that?"
The Captain says, "You bombed Pearl Harbor. That`s why I don`t like Chinese."
The First Officer says, "Noooo, noooo.... Chinese not bomb Pearl Harbah. That Japanese, not Chinese."
And the Captain answers, "Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese... it doesn`t matter, they`re all alike."
Another thirty minutes of silence.
Finally the First Officer says, "No like Jew."
The Captain replies, "Why not? Why don`t you like Jews?"
The First Officer says, "Jews sink Titanic."
The Captain tries to correct him, "No, no. The Jews didn`t sink the Titanic. It was an iceberg."
The First Officer replies," Iceberg, Goldberg, Rosenberg, no mattah. All same."
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Chinese Baby
A Chinese couple had a new baby.
The nurse brings them over a lovely, healthy, bouncy, black baby boy. "Congratulations," says the nurse to the new parents. "What will you name the baby?"
The puzzled father looks at his new child and says "I think we will name him "Sum Ting Wong."
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Yo mama like chinese food: sweet, sour and cheap!
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