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Chinese Surgeon
Fifteen things you do not want to hear your Chinese surgeon say during surgery:
15.Sparky! You comma back here with that! Bad Doggie...
14.Someone call janitor - we gonna need a mop.
13.Darn, there go dumb lights again...
12.What you mean, "You want divorce"!
11.Now we remove brain and stick in body of ape.
10.You better save that. We need for autopsy.
09.Wait a minute, if this spleen, then what heck that?
08.Uh oh! I just lose Rolex in patient.
07."Ya know, big money in kidneys. Don`t worry, guy got two of `em.
06.Everybody stand back! Contact lens fall out!
05.Hey you, you stop that thing from beatin`? It throw concentration off...
04."Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord O Darkness" 03.What you mean he wasn`t in for sex change....!
02.Nurse, did patient sign organ donator card?
And the number 1 thing you don`t want to hear your Chinese surgeon say during surgery:
01. "So, you funny guy that make up joke site about Chinese people...."
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The Supply Guy
An Italian, and Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site.
The foreman points out a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian guy. "You`re in charge of sweeping," to the Irishman, "You`re in charge of shoveling," and to the Chinese guy, "And you`re in charge of supplies." "Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you guys to make a dent in that pile."
So the foreman goes away for a couple hours, and when he returns, the pile of sand is untouched. He says to the Italian, "Why didn`t you sweep any of it?"
The Italian replies, "I didn`t have a broom. You said the Chinese guy was in charge of supplies, but he disappeared and I couldn`t find him."
So then the foreman turns to the Irishman and asks why he didn`t shovel.
The Irishman replies, "I couldn`t get myself a shovel. You left the Chinese guy in charge of supplies, but I couldn`t find him."
The foreman is really upset now, and storms off toward the pile of sand looking for the Chinese guy.
Just then, the Chinese guy springs out from behind the pile of sand and yells `SUPPLIES!"
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Q: What do you call a Chinese girl with one leg?
A: Irene.
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Chinese Detective
A man suspected his wife of seeing another man. So, he hired a famous Chinese detective, Mea Lookzee Yu, to watch and report any activities that might develop. A few days later, he received this report:
Most honorable sir:
You leave house.
He come house.
I watch.
He and she leave house.
I follow.
He and she get on train.
I follow.
He and she go in hotel.
I climb tree-look in window.
He kiss she.
She kiss he.
He strip she.
She strip he.
He play with she.
She play with he.
I play with me.
Fall out of tree, not see.
NO FEE.
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Wrong Number
The government of China announced today, that they would be removing all telephones from their country.
After 6 months of hard lobbying, the Organization for Independent Speech has convinced Chinese politicians to take this action.
They argued that there are too many Wings and Wongs and that many people are becoming annoyed when others Wing the Wong number.
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