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A man goes into a Chinese bar and says, "How `bout a Stoly?" The bartender says, "Once upon a time . . . ."
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Where do Chinese vampires come from? Fanghai.
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Chinese Delegate
At the final dinner of an international conference, an American delegate turned to the Chinese delegate sitting next to him, pointed to the soup and asked somewhat condescendingly, "Likee soupee?".
The Chinese gentlemen nodded eagerly.
A little later, it was "Likee fishee?" and "Likee meatee?" and "Likee fruitee?" and always the response was an affable nod.
At the end of the dinner the chairman of the conference introduced the guest speaker of the evening - none other than the Chinese gentleman who delivered a penetrating, witty discourse in impeccable English, much to the astonishment of the American neighbor.
When the speech was over, the speaker turned to his neighbor and with a mischievous twinkle in his eye and asked, "Likee speechee?"
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Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused his dentist`s Novocain during root canal work?
He wanted to transcend dental medication!
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The Moon and the Sun
Two wise men were talking about the Moon and the Sun. They wanted to figure out which one was more valuable. Finally, they came to a conclusion: "We know that the moon has twice the value of the Sun because the Moon shines at night when everyone needs light, but the sun shines only during the day when no one needs it.
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