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It rains ahead too
An idiot was walking leisurely in a down pour. People urged him, "Hurry up! It`s raining hard." "What is the point in hurrying," the idiot responded slowly, "it`s raining ahead too."
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Fall
A person fell as he was walking. He was about to get up when he slipped and fell again. Lying prone on the ground, he said angrily, "If I had known about the second fall, I wouldn`t have tried to get up from the first one."
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Life-Giving medicine
A doctor who was at his last gasp cried out on his sick bed ,"If anyone can save my life, I`ll thank him by giving him my Life-Giving medicine. He who has it can live forever!"
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A blind man with a lighted candle
A blind man was accustomed to holding a burning candle in hand when going out in the evening. One night a man passed by the blind man in a great hurry. But he was so curious at the sight that he asked, "Does the candle have special use to you, blind man? I thinking it`s a sheer waste." The blind man answered, "If I hadn`t had this little light in my hand, wouldn`t I have been knocked down by a dare devil like you?"
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Inspector Wu
Inspector Wu, the Chinese private detective, makes his report in a divorce case.
"I climb up tree, so I can see.
"He play with she, she play with he.
"I play with me. I fall from tree.
"So I can no see...so solly!"
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