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46 When Chuck Norris' wife burned the turkey one thanksgiving, Chuck said, "don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Chuck Norris."
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Chuck Norris once shot an enemy plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
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48 Chuck Norris doesn't need to swallow when eating food.
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49 If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Chuck Norris.
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50 Ironically, Chuck Norris' hidden talent is invisibility.
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