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56 One time while sparring with Wolverine, Chuck Norris accidentally lost his left testicle. You might be familiar with it to this very day by its technical term: Jupiter.
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57 Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
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58 Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker's real father.
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59 Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.
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60 Before science was invented it was once believed that autumn occurred when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked every tree in existence.
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