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71 God wanted to create the world in 10 days… Chuck Norris gave him 6.
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| Rating: 4.5 from 5 (2 votes) |
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72 Most people put their pants on one leg at a time, Chuck Norris does both legs at once.
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| Rating: 3.5 from 5 (2 votes) |
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73 It never rains when Chuck Noris is around, if it tried he would just roundhouse kick every single raindrop
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| Rating: 3 from 5 (4 votes) |
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74 A stagnant container of chuck norris’s urine turns in to diamonds after 2 days
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| Rating: 3.67 from 5 (3 votes) |
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75 There are actually 8 wonders of the world. Chuck Norris counts for 4 of them.
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