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76 this was actually a dictionary website until it said chuck norris spelled something wrong so he round house kicked it into this.
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77 God said let there be light, Chuck Noris said say please.
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78 The Devil went down to Georgia not because he was looking for a soul to steal.. Chuck Norris took over hell for two weeks and told the Devil to get the fuck out.
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79 Chuck Norris is the reason that God rested on the seventh day.
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80 Three simple rules of survival:1. Don’t take the name of Chuck in vain2. When in the presence of Chuck, avert your eyes, lest you recieve a roundhouse kick to the face3. When camping, bring toilet paper
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