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86 Superman only has two weeknesses. Kryptonite and a round house kick from Chuck Norris.
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87 Chuck Norris once commented, “There are few problems in this world that cannot be solved by a swift roundhouse kick to the face. In fact, there are none.”
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88 Chuck Norris once ate an entire ream of rice paper and shat out origami swans and Mister Miyagi from Karate Kid.
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89 Chuck Norris is a man of few words. Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
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90 The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Chuck Norris’s nutsack.
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