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101 If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
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102 Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn’t Jesus’ birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus’ birthday.
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103 When Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.
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104 Chuck Norris once broke the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing its chain and the back tire.
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105 Chuck Norris once kicked a baby elephant into puberty
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