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106 Multiple people have died from Chuck Norris giving them the finger.
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107 Chuck Norris once tried to wear glasses. The result was him seeing around the world to the point where he was looking at the back of his own head.
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108 Pee Wee Herman got arrested for masturbating in public. The same day, Chuck Norris got an award for masturbating in public.
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109 Once a grizzly bear threatened to eat Chuck Norris. Chuck showed the bear his fist and the bear proceeded to eat himself, because it would be the less painful way to die.
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110 If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down
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