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116 A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
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117 Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
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118 There is no such thing as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.
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119 Chuck Norris never cries, because of this when he’s sad he roundhouse kicks himself and it makes him feel better since he knows he is the only one who can survive the roundhouse.
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120 Chuck Norris does not procreate, he breeds
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